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I’m Hersch and this is a really short podcast to introduce you to what I do. There is a lot. It is a philosophical, theoretical and in all things a whatificatious podcast. I have a lot of fun, I’m not afraid of thought experiment, and I’m having a riot cranking these out. I only use free speech outlets. Free speech is not hate speech. Censorship is hate. Being prejudiced about other people is hate. Trying to stifle free association and conversation is hate.
KEYWORD TOOL
Once I wrote a character and he had a catchphrase. I am not going to reveal the catch phrase here, but I did tell a friend. And, she said it sounded like it could be interpreted as “dirty”. Well, it’s not dirty, but I told her the only way to keep people with dirty minds from hearing things dirty would be to plug their ears or better yet, just avoid them. I never worry about the sick shit going on in other people’s imagination. I have enough of my own, I guess. I mean some people hear things dirty because they are dirty. Then they blame you for the way they hear things. It’s crazy. They are crazy they are gross, it’s gross they’re gross people. Whatever, good riddance.
Another character was listing to his car radio very loud. “Hey Larry, that’s too loud” He was told. “Yeah, I’m listening to it loud!” was his reply.
Do you guys ever use keyword tools. I wander what a keyword tool would like like in 1884.
This is a wordplay I like to do to find associations.
facecrack
facial hair
hair shirt
shirt stains
stained glass
glass jaw
jaw line
line dance
dancing horse
horse sense
sensory overload
load limit
limited means
means tested
test switch
switch back
back field
field services
service call
call sign
sign papers
paper doll
doll clothes
wash cloth
facecrack
It all comes back to the clowns and their pants.
house fire
fire hose
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wood stain
stain remover
remove hat
hat dance
dance hall
hall pass
pass class
class act
act naturally
natural features
feature role
role play
play nice
nice smile
smile worthy
worthy time
time flies
fly by
by gum
gum shoe
shoe big
big clown
clown pants
The human brain is a keyword generator, that’s what my mornings are like, that is why I always have a notepad handy, because you never know when an actual thought is going to sneak in there. That is the kind of rambley shit that runs through my mind when I wake up in the morning. Yeah, that’s right, rambley. Sometimes when I need a word I make one up. This is one of my most popular blog posts and I haven’t even published it yet, such a keyword tool.
Bed stand
note pad
night shirt
clown pants
Seo later.
I Am a Keyword Tool