Herschel Sterling
Smell the Inside of Your Nose
I Am a Keyword Tool
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I Am a Keyword Tool

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I’m Hersch and this is a really short podcast to introduce you to what I do. There is a lot. It is a philosophical, theoretical and in all things a whatificatious podcast. I have a lot of fun, I’m not afraid of thought experiment, and I’m having a riot cranking these out. I only use free speech outlets. Free speech is not hate speech. Censorship is hate. Being prejudiced about other people is hate. Trying to stifle free association and conversation is hate.

KEYWORD TOOL

Once I wrote a character and he had a catchphrase. I am not going to reveal the catch phrase here, but I did tell a friend. And, she said it sounded like it could be interpreted as “dirty”. Well, it’s not dirty, but I told her the only way to keep people with dirty minds from hearing things dirty would be to plug their ears or better yet, just avoid them. I never worry about the sick shit going on in other people’s imagination. I have enough of my own, I guess. I mean some people hear things dirty because they are dirty. Then they blame you for the way they hear things. It’s crazy. They are crazy they are gross, it’s gross they’re gross people. Whatever, good riddance.

Another character was listing to his car radio very loud. “Hey Larry, that’s too loud” He was told. “Yeah, I’m listening to it loud!” was his reply.

Do you guys ever use keyword tools. I wander what a keyword tool would like like in 1884.

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This is a wordplay I like to do to find associations.

facecrack

facial hair

hair shirt

shirt stains

stained glass

glass jaw

jaw line

line dance

dancing horse

horse sense

sensory overload

load limit

limited means

means tested

test switch

switch back

back field

field services

service call

call sign

sign papers

paper doll

doll clothes

wash cloth

facecrack

It all comes back to the clowns and their pants.

house fire

fire hose

wood stain

stain remover

remove hat

hat dance

dance hall

hall pass

pass class

class act

act naturally

natural features

feature role

role play

play nice

nice smile

smile worthy

worthy time

time flies

fly by

by gum

gum shoe

shoe big

big clown

clown pants

The human brain is a keyword generator, that’s what my mornings are like, that is why I always have a notepad handy, because you never know when an actual thought is going to sneak in there. That is the kind of rambley shit that runs through my mind when I wake up in the morning. Yeah, that’s right, rambley. Sometimes when I need a word I make one up. This is one of my most popular blog posts and I haven’t even published it yet, such a keyword tool.

Bed stand

note pad

night shirt

clown pants

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Herschel Sterling
Smell the Inside of Your Nose
Evoking questions for your Smartbrain to ponder. 20... 30 minutes tops. Ease into the morning. I'm Commercial Herschel; Traveler, tradesman, Guardian of my SKULL. Podcasting in all realms. Watch video versions at Bitchute, Howtube, and Rumble.